DIRTY DISNEY/DAKOTA

What do most girls do after a breakup? Cry, eat ice cream, cry, lay in bed all day, cry, watch sad movies, cry, watch happy movies, cry... What do my friends do after a breakup? RAGE. 

Now everybody loves a good themed party; who doesn't like to pretend to be somebody else for a night? This means you can do whatever you want and your not held accountable for your actions, right? RIGHT. THese following events took place at a very overcrowded, themed, house party. The theme? DIRTY DISNEY. who doesn't like slutting up their favorite childhood disney character? That's not twisted at all...

I can't really recall what every one chose to be but i know it included Ariel, Sleeping Beauty, Pocohontas, Little Red Riding Hood (not disney!), two of the one hundred and one dalmatians (this was myself and courtney), and then there was dweedle-dee and Dakota took on the persona of dweedle-dum.

We all pre-gamed at Dakota and Penelope's apartment, and then walked over. At this point me and Courtney had stopped speaking in words and had resorted to communicating with arf's, grrrr's, and bark's. We were dalmations, remember. The night is pretty much a big blur of being extremely overheated, drinking more than we should have, dancing, barking, and Dakota. Oh, Dakota.

Dakota had just broken up with her boyfriend of about a year, and she was ready to let loose. This included  getting really really drunk and doing things she later regretted, but i later appreciated because they were so freaking funny. 

Offense 1: making out with a boy who not only herself, but nobody else would normally go near. Offense 2: swaying around in her dweedle-dum costume (just use your imagination, everything is just so much funnier when costumes are involved). Offense 3: TACKLING ONE OF OUR FRIENDS TO THE GROUND AND MAKING OUT WITH HER. The best part? The next morning she had literally no recognition of any of these things happening. She also couldn't step more than five feet away from the toilet since she was still trying to get a lot of the alcohol out... 

This is one of those nights i will look back on and realize why i love my friends so much, because when you think they could do nothing to surprise you... they black out in a dweedle-dee costume and make out with a girl.